Ding Dong the Witch is Dead (NC-17)

"Harder. Harder. Oh G-d John!" Kate couldn�t contain her ecstasy. All those nights of long hours at the office, working side by side with John Black. What had started out as a mutually supportive working relationship, quickly turned into an amazingly forceful attraction. So here they where, releasing months of pent up sexual frustration and tension on John�s desk.

"Oh Kate�" He kissed her passionately, pulling the strap of her black lace bra down to devour her shoulder. He thrust into her over and over, trying to satisfy them both. She clawed at his back. "Kate� Kate�" Tension building� they rocked together on the desk. Reaching the edge together and then tumbling over it.

As John�s breath slowed he pulled his head up from where it had been tucked into the crock of Kate�s neck. She was suspiciously quiet� and still.

"Kate?" Silence. �Did she pass out? I�m not that good.� John thought to himself.

"Kate?" He tried a little more forcefully, this time; nothing. John looked at her face. �Something is not right here.� he thought to himself. He turned his cheek close to her mouth and nose; nothing. She wasn�t breathing.

"Kate!" He yelled as he pulled himself off of her body and grabbed her wrist checking for a pulse. Nothing! "Fuck! I killed her!" He whispered under his breath as he grabbed for the phone.

9-1-1� ringing� waiting� rubbing his hand over his face he waited for the operator on the other end to pick up. "Yeah. Um..I have a woman here. I think she�s had a heart attack, she�s not breathing. There�s no pulse�mid 50�s. I need a paramedic down here, NOW! I�m at the corporate headquarters of Basic Black International. Yes� Yes� I will� thank you. Hurry!" Slamming the receiver back into its cradle he returned to Kate�s naked, lifeless body and began CPR and waited for the professionals to arrive. "Come on! You cannot do this!" He pumped away at her chest, breathing into her lungs, praying that he did not just �fuck Kate to death.�

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Philip flew through the doors of Basic Black�s lobby. He�d brought Belle some coffee and a bagel for her all-nighter at the office, but when he pulled up to the front of the building, he�d seen an ambulance and police car parked right in front of the main entrance. Panicked, he�d run in afraid something had happened to his beloved Belle.

He raced into the building as John, the paramedics and body bag on a stretcher rolled out of the elevator.

"What the hell happened? Is Belle ok? Who? Who?" He pointed at the body as John approached him with a pale look of guilt stamped on his features.

"Philip� I�m sorry." John began. Placing a shoulder on Philip�s shoulder.

"No! Bellllllllllllllle!" Philip wailed.

"Belle? Belle�s here?" John questioned.

"She�s up in her office, working late. If that�s not Belle in that bag, then who is it? What happened?"

"Philip. There�s no easy way to say this. It�s, it�s� Kate."

"WHAT?" To John�s astonishment, he looked slightly relieved.

"We were� working� she had a heart attack. I�m sorry."

Philip eyed John�s unbuttoned shirt and lack of belt and thought, �Right. Working. More like working it.�

"Sorry!?" Philip laughed. "That woman nearly caused me to lose everything. She�s made all of her children�s lives miserable. Ding dong the witch is dead!"

"You mean, you�re not upset that you�re mother just died?"

"Not especially. Well, you know, she did birth me. But, since then, she�s tried to control everything I did and everywhere I went, everyone I dated. She pushed Billie towards Bo and filled her head with a lot of nonsense about him leaving Hope and loving her if she were only pregnant with his child. She ended up going into the ISA because she had nothing left, after Bo dumped her and ended up getting herself killed. She kept Lucas and Sami apart for years even though she knew that they loved each other. She didn�t give a shit about her kids, she was a selfish, manipulative bitch. And let me tell you something else, she was way more interested in her kids� sex lives than any parent should be.

I have to call Austin . He hasn�t spoken to her since she wrecked his life and forced him to leave Salem for New York . And Lucas� I�m sorry John, I have to go." Philip began to turn away from John and then stopped. Directing his comment to the paramedic, he said, "Do you mind if I have one last look at her?"

Complying, the paramedic unzipped the black bag, exposing Kate�s pale face. "Bye mom. Hope you get what you deserve." And with that, he turned around and strode out of the building.

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The knock on the door startled Lucas from the attention he was paying to Sami�s neck. He�d been on his way to getting his beautiful blonde wife naked, or at least topless to start.

Sami looked at Lucas questioningly and asked, "where you expecting someone?"

"No. You?"

Sami shook her head. The knock at the door sounded again. Lucas kissed her one last time before pulling himself up and off of the couch to answer the door.

"Phil? What�s up man? It�s uh�" Lucas stole a look at his watch. "after 11."

"I have some news� big news. Can I come in?"

"Yeah, of course." Lucas moved aside, allowing his younger brother to enter the apartment.

"Hey Sami. Sorry, to barge in on you guys so late." Philip surveyed Sami�s tousled hair and Lucas� lack of shirt and chuckled to himself. �Guess everybody but me is getting in on tonight.�

"It�s ok Philip. What�s going on?" Sami replied.

"Well, I went over to Basic Black to bring Belle some coffee and a bagel and well� John was there. And paramedics were there and� mom�s dead."

"Philip," Sami said, "Are you serious, Kate is dead?" She chuckled, worried that Philip�s news was just too good to be true.

"As a heart attack Sami."

"What happened?" Lucas questioned.

"A heart attack." Philip replied on a laugh.

"How?" Sami asked.

"Here�s the funny part. Well, not so much funny as ironic and kind of gross. I feel bad for John�" Philip paused for emphasis. "He fucked her to death."

"WHAT?" Lucas and Sami gasped in unison. Looking at each other in surprised and amusement.

"Apparently they were going at it up in his office and� well� I guess her ticker just couldn�t handle all that excitement."

"Well, at least she died doing something she had a lot of experience at. Although dying on your clients isn�t the best way to drum up business." Lucas quipped.

"Dying on, or under. Poor John! That�s gotta be a buzz kill." Sami added.

"Or a power trip." Interjected Philip. "Fucked her so good she died. The most powerful fuck in the world!"

"I�d rather not think too much about Mom and John fucking their brains out." Lucas said. "Can I get you something to drink Phil?"

"Sure. How about some sparkling cider."

"Great idea! A toast is in order!"

Lucas poured cider into 3 glasses and as they raised them high into the air he said, "To Mom, who died doing what she does best. Screwing!"

"To screwing! May the bitch finally get what she deserves." Sami added.

Philip added, "Ding dong the witch is dead!"

They clinked their glasses together and drank.


Ding dong the witch is dead?

"Harder. Harder. Oh G-d John!" Kate couldn�t contain her ecstasy. All those nights of long hours at the office, working side by side with John Black. What had started out as a mutually supportive working relationship, quickly turned into an amazingly forceful attraction. So here they where, releasing months of pent up sexual frustration and tension on John�s desk.

"Oh Kate�" He kissed her passionately, pulling the strap of her black lace bra down to devour her shoulder. He thrust into her over and over, trying to satisfy them both. She clawed at his back. "Kate� Kate�" Tension building� they rocked together on the desk. Reaching the edge together and then tumbling over it.

As John�s breath slowed he pulled his head up from where it had been tucked into the crock of Kate�s neck. She was suspiciously quiet� and still.

"Kate?" Silence. �Did she pass out? I�m not that good.� John thought to himself.

"Kate?" He tried a little more forcefully, this time; nothing. John looked at her face. �Something is not right here.� he thought to himself. He turned his cheek close to her mouth and nose; nothing. She wasn�t breathing.

"Kate!" He yelled as he pulled himself off of her body and grabbed her wrist checking for a pulse. Nothing! "Fuck! I killed her!" He whispered under his breath as he grabbed for the phone.

9-1-1� ringing� waiting� rubbing his hand over his face he waited for the operator on the other end to pick up. "Yeah. Um..I have a woman here. I think she�s had a heart attack, she�s not breathing. There�s no pulse�mid 50�s. I need a paramedic down here, NOW! I�m at the corporate headquarters of Basic Black International. Yes� Yes� I will� thank you. Hurry!" Slamming the receiver back into its cradle he returned to Kate�s naked, lifeless body and began CPR and waited for the professionals to arrive. "Come on! You cannot do this!" He pumped away at her chest, breathing into her lungs, praying that he did not just �fuck Kate to death.�

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Philip flew through the doors of Basic Black�s lobby. He�d brought Belle some coffee and a bagel for her all-nighter at the office, but when he pulled up to the front of the building, he�d seen an ambulance and police car parked right in front of the main entrance. Panicked, he�d run in afraid something had happened to his beloved Belle.

He raced into the building as John, the paramedics and body bag on a stretcher rolled out of the elevator.

"What the hell happened? Is Belle ok? Who? Who?" He pointed at the body as John approached him with a pale look of guilt stamped on his features.

"Philip� I�m sorry." John began. Placing a shoulder on Philip�s shoulder.

"No! Bellllllllllllllle!" Philip wailed.

"Belle? Belle�s here?" John questioned.

"She�s up in her office, working late. If that�s not Belle in that bag, then who is it? What happened?"

"Philip. There�s no easy way to say this. It�s, it�s� Kate."

"WHAT?" To John�s astonishment, he looked slightly relieved.

"We were� working� she had a heart attack. I�m sorry."

Philip eyed John�s unbuttoned shirt and lack of belt and thought, �Right. Working. More like working it.�

"Sorry!?" Philip laughed. "That woman nearly caused me to lose everything. She�s made all of her children�s lives miserable. Ding dong the witch is dead!"

"You mean, you�re not upset that you�re mother just died?"

"Not especially. Well, you know, she did birth me. But, since then, she�s tried to control everything I did and everywhere I went, everyone I dated. She pushed Billie towards Bo and filled her head with a lot of nonsense about him leaving Hope and loving her if she were only pregnant with his child. She ended up going into the ISA because she had nothing left, after Bo dumped her and ended up getting herself killed. She kept Lucas and Sami apart for years even though she knew that they loved each other. She didn�t give a shit about her kids, she was a selfish, manipulative bitch. And let me tell you something else, she was way more interested in her kids� sex lives than any parent should be.

I have to call Austin . He hasn�t spoken to her since she wrecked his life and forced him to leave Salem for New York . And Lucas� I�m sorry John, I have to go." Philip began to turn away from John and then stopped. Directing his comment to the paramedic, he said, "Do you mind if I have one last look at her?"

Complying, the paramedic unzipped the black bag, exposing Kate�s pale face. "Bye mom. Hope you get what you deserve." And with that, he turned around and strode out of the building.

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The knock on the door startled Lucas from the attention he was paying to Sami�s neck. He�d been on his way to getting his beautiful blonde wife naked, or at least topless to start.

Sami looked at Lucas questioningly and asked, "where you expecting someone?"

"No. You?"

Sami shook her head. The knock at the door sounded again. Lucas kissed her one last time before pulling himself up and off of the couch to answer the door.

"Phil? What�s up man? It�s uh�" Lucas stole a look at his watch. "after 11."

"I have some news� big news. Can I come in?"

"Yeah, of course." Lucas moved aside, allowing his younger brother to enter the apartment.

"Hey Sami. Sorry, to barge in on you guys so late." Philip surveyed Sami�s tousled hair and Lucas� lack of shirt and chuckled to himself. �Guess everybody but me is getting in on tonight.�

"It�s ok Philip. What�s going on?" Sami replied.

"Well, I went over to Basic Black to bring Belle some coffee and a bagel and well� John was there. And paramedics were there and� mom�s dead."

"Philip," Sami said, "Are you serious, Kate is dead?" She chuckled, worried that Philip�s news was just too good to be true.

"As a heart attack Sami."

"What happened?" Lucas questioned.

"A heart attack." Philip replied on a laugh.

"How?" Sami asked.

"Here�s the funny part. Well, not so much funny as ironic and kind of gross. I feel bad for John�" Philip paused for emphasis. "He fucked her to death."

"WHAT?" Lucas and Sami gasped in unison. Looking at each other in surprised and amusement.

"Apparently they were going at it up in his office and� well� I guess her ticker just couldn�t handle all that excitement."

"Well, at least she died doing something she had a lot of experience at. Although dying on your clients isn�t the best way to drum up business." Lucas quipped.

"Dying on, or under. Poor John! That�s gotta be a buzz kill." Sami added.

"Or a power trip." Interjected Philip. "Fucked her so good she died. The most powerful fuck in the world!"

"I�d rather not think too much about Mom and John fucking their brains out." Lucas said. "Can I get you something to drink Phil?"

"Sure. How about some sparkling cider."

"Great idea! A toast is in order!"

Lucas poured cider into 3 glasses and as they raised them high into the air he said, "To Mom, who died doing what she does best. Screwing!"

"To screwing! May the bitch finally get what she deserves." Sami added.

Philip added, "Ding dong the witch is dead!"

They clinked their glasses together and drank.